Rice is LURV: CHING CHONG LING LONG TING TONG

CHING CHONG LING LONG TING TONG!

WERCOME TO DA CHINATOWN.

WE SEWL DA NOODOHS AND THE LICE AND THE FEESH AND THE SEAFOOT AND THE CHEEKEN...EGGS.

WE AWSO HAVE DA VEGETABOH AND FLUIT.

EVELYTHING IS DA CHEAP.

:D
~~(interpretation is available. Please contact me...)~~

Well, if you can't tell from that terrible intro and misspellings...yes I am in Chinatown...AGAIN.

YEESH I JUST WANT TO GET OUT OF THIS STUPID PLACE IS THAT TOO HARD FOR YOU, BUDDHA MAN?

Right now, I'm nomming on this...shrimp...rice wrap...whatever with soy sauce. It's good. If you know Cantonese well, I think you will know what I'm eating when I say this:

SHRIMP INTESTINES.

No. They aren't REALLY shrimp intestines, but say those two words in Cantonese and you'll get it. Seriously. If you don't, I can attempt to find a picture for you. XD

AH! I found it. Here's a pic:

IT'S FCKING DELICIOUS.

Guess what I had to search up to find that picture? I searched up DIM SUM. LOL.

So, yes, Chinky little me is having dim sum for breakfast. That's a normal occurrence. Don't be so surprised ~~that you leave a doo in your pants~~ about it.

What? Do you expect me to leave this post HIIRO NO KAKERA free? HAH! You can pretty much forget about it. Hiiro no Kakera epic fangirling starts now:

So, yesterday, I followed a Shinji fanbot on Twitter. A fanbot is basically a person who pretends to be an anime/game character. This morning I discovered that Shinji mentioned me! I checked it out, and found that he was asking me to accept his follow request. I was like: FCK YEAH. So now I'm stalking him and he's stalking me. Oh yes, did I mention that in the tweet, he called me...

TIFFANY SENPAI???? (Tiffany先輩)
What's funny is that...

I'M YOUNGER THAN HIM.

LOL.

Oh well, that's okay. I find it kind of cute anyway. After all that shizbams, I became a happy floaty unicorn. XD (I translated senpai into English and got "senior". ~~I thought it said senor...~~ LOL.)

Er. In hopes of having more stalkers, I also followed two Yuichi fanbots. LOL. I'm waiting for at least ONE of them to follow me back. If that doesn't happen, well...

I IS DISAPPOINT. (; _ ;)

I'm just kidding. XD

I also followed an Est (the shota from Wand of Fortune) fanbot.

To be honest, I think Shinji is the first fanbot I've ever followed. So congratulations to him. :D

But yeah, back to the whole senpai thing ~~cuz I can't get over it~~... HAVE YOU HEARD THE ACTUAL SHINJI SAY SENPAI? SURE IT SOUNDS A LITTLE GIRLY, BUT IT'S FCKING ADORABLE. I HAVE PROOF:

ANYWAY...so I bent down to plug in my charger and...~~a pedo tried to molest me~~

AW GOD A METAL COMPUTER THING JUST FELL ON MY KNEE. DAMN BASTARD BUDDHA HA GAO SIU MAI CHAO FAHN. OH GOD. OH MY FCKING GOD IT HURTS LIKE FCK. AHHHHH!!!! THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A FCKING MARK. OFKSANFSSJAFNASNFNSA<OAKJFANFJ<ASMMFKSMJ.

I AM AN UNHAPPY AND WOUNDED PEGASUS. D:<

Look familiar? Yeah...thought so.

I call it the FFFUUUgasus or PegaFFFUUU.

Many people have been damned to the Buddha's toilet today. What is today? National stupid people day? I kind of liked yesterday better...

Yesterday:

Customer: "Excuse me?"

Me: *looks at them*

Customer: Oh...*walks away*

Me: :)

Customer: *looks in my direction*

Me: *continues to go on internetz*

Customer: *looks for other people*

Me: X)

Today:

Customer: XIAO JIE? (Miss?) XIAO JIE?

Me: *looks at them*

Customer: (.___.)

Me: ....*looks away*

2 minutes later.

Customer: XIAO JIE? XIAO JIE? XIAO JIE?

~~Me: FCK YOU!!!! GET OUT OF THE DAMN STORE, YOU DIPSH!T!!!~~
(ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ彡┻━┻

I'm terrible, aren't I? Actually, no. I am

FCKING NOT

terrible.

Where the hell are the workers anyway? There aren't ANY WORKERS in plain sight when there are a lot of customers. Instead, the el stupido customeritos come to me and ask me sh!t I don't know. =___=

I hate to be mean to people, but all of the employees are constantly hiding inside like a bunch of butthurt turtles. BUTTHURT. TURTLES.

BUTTHURT. TURTLES.

Oh crap. Wasn't I talking about Hiiro no Kakera just a few paragraphs ago? Well, let's continue. ANYWAY, I decided to start my own Hiiro Harem (LOL). Guess who's on it...

1. AKIRAAAA <3333

2. Yuichi :D

3. Shinji X3

4. Ryou :3

...That's it. Four guys. Yup. LOL. My first friend/follower claimed Takuma nii-chan. XD

"WHY DER FAWK ARE YOU CALLING HIM NII-CHAN? HE ISN'T RELATED TO YOU."

"=______="

I know he isn't related to me. I just feel that Takuma would make a good nii-chan. PROBLEM? I talked to my first friend/follower about this and she doesn't mind. XD

Speaking of Akira ~~"WAIT WEREN'T YOU TALKING ABOUT TAKUMA?"~~, I made this beautiful tribute picture for him.

It's Akira and Nii-chan ~~(whose face got covered. Too bad so sad)~~

LOL. That's actually my desktop wallpaper, but I cropped out most of the stuff. You rike my CROPPING SKILLS??? HAHA. Just kidding. X3

I'm sorry if I'm not as funny ~~and high~~ as yesterday. Maybe I'm just not feeling it? D:

OH MY FCKING BUDDHA FACE. This old lady is just RUBBING her A$$ on the WINDOWS. OH EW. OH EW. I NEED BRAIN BLEACH. I get she's trying to rest, but REALLY???!!!!

It must be comfortable, HUH, OLD LADY! I bet you have your CONSTIPATION FACE on. I bet you do. Now, take some baby ~~butt~~ wipes and FREAKING WIPE YOUR ARSE GERMS OFF THE LARGE GLASS ~~PEDO-CERTIFIED~~ WINDOW.

I'm sorry, but I turn to the side and see the most disturbing scene ever. D:

Aaaand I'm getting off track again. Ah, yes. I have updates on my SEXY HIIRO GUYS ranking, so here we go:
Hiiro no Kakera 1
1. Komura Yuichi (still numero uno. XD)
2. Inukai Shinji (GOSH YOUR CUTENESS IS OVERWHELMING.)
3. Ryou Kutani (Dropped to 3. D:)
4. Onizaki Takuma (Yes, Nii-chan. You are still number 4.)
5. Atori Mahiro (OH HEY LOUD SPEAKER BOY. :D)

"WHERE'S SUGURU???"
Well...I'm kind of iffy about him now. He does give off a slight pedo vibe. >_>

Hiiro no Kakera 2
1. AKIRA SHIGEMORI. AKIRAAAAAA (self-explanatory...)
2. Katsuhiko Mibu (Douche. :3)
3. Ryoji Amano (Still cute. XD ~~Much better than pedo Suguru~~)
4. Kei Mikoshiba (WELL...~~HIJIKATA~~. :D Nice seeing you again. LOL)
5. ERRRRONE ELSE. <==I dunno where the fck I should put you two. (.___.)

Now that that's done....PICTURE SPAM TIME!!!

AND WE START OFF WITH SEXY AKIRA BEING SEXY (LOL):