Rice is LURV: PEW PEW!!! :D

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I got lazy again yesterday. WHOOPEE. :D
I'm sorry. Orz
I'm at my uncle's house right now. That's right. I'm not in Chinatown. YAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
I'm also watching stand up comedy. I chuckled a few times, but I didn't laugh so hard that I fell off of my chair. :[
After I'm done with this one comedian, I guess I'll go find another. Orz
AAAAAND the video just finished. Yay.
OH EM GEE. I love Kathy Griffin's imitation of Paris Hilton's walk. LOL. I don't even...XDD
ANYWAY....*drools over picture at the top* OH. UM. *wipes drool* Yeah....
"In Matthew, chapter 4, verse 17, it says...shut the fck up." *long pause* "That's King James version..."
LOLOLOL. Yeah. I'm watching Margaret Cho now. She's talking about those crazy Christian groups that are taking religion the wrong way. XD
"These bible thumping, cousin humping, monster truck enthusiasts..."
Now she's talking about homophobic people. XD
"Really? She just took a sh*t in her diaper. There's your gift."
LOL. I went back to Kathy. I guess she's preeetty funny. IDK. XD

Watch...with headphones.

You have been warned. LAWLZ.

She's imitating her mother (who's catholic). Oh my gosh. Her mother is breaking one of the commandments soooo badly. LOL. XD

.....HUAAAHHHUUHHHHHHH.

If you're wondering what the heck that means...I'm watching Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmerman, and they are eating rabbit. OMFG. I saw the cute, unconscious(?) rabbit on a plate and then next thing you know...it's all flesh. D: HUUUUAAHHHUUHHHHH. <---creeped out

I'm going to have lunch soon.

I'M GONNA HAVE ZE UDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.

IT'S GONNA BE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

I HAVE NOTHING TO BLOG ABOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.

OKAY I'LL STOP. Orz

TUNA "TADPOLES"? ANDREW IS GOING TO EAT TUNA...TADPOLES??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?1111/?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. LOLOL.

I IS DA HUNGRY. D:

I HAS PICTURES FOR PIC SPAM. YAY. :D

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT, PIC SPAM COME LATER. Orz

I guess I might as well say it now, but tomorrow, I will have a SPESHUL blog post. :D

I'm not telling what the speshul blog post is. ;D You'll just have to find out yourself. Hur hur hur.

"I like when celebrities show their true dumba$$ selves."

LOL. XDDD There's so much censoring. Haha. XD

LUNCH TIIIMEEEE. YAY.

....

I finished.

IT WAS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

OMNOMNOMNOM

My mouse went kind of crazy. D: IT'S GOT SOOOO ANNOYING. Orz

HELLO. I'm back. So, after I was done eating lunch, I went out and walked all the way to the plaza in my neighborhood. I got some mint chocolate chip ice cream and ate it while I walked back. The ice cream reduced my zombie-ness. BUT. I was still tired. Orz
XD
I had way too much tea. Now I'm like really really really really really really really really really
SUPER
DUPER
HIGH.
I HAS SMOOTHIE FOR DRINKING PURPOSES. LOLOLOL YAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
I got distracted again. EVERY TIME! Orz
Giggling at funny scenes from movies. LOL. I ALMOST SPELT MOVIES WRONG. XDDD
I spelt it like "mobies" at first and I thought of "moobies". HAHAHAHAHAHA
MAN BOOBS.
I'm sorry. I'm kind of high right now. I can't type properly either. Orz
TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S GOOOOOOOOOOOD.
OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.
HIGH HIGH. I'M SO HIGH. HIGH HIGH UP IN THE SKY.
HA HA HA HA HA SAY LA LA LA LA LA.
Oh. GUESS WHAT MY VIRTUAL BF DID...HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE: