OTOME GEIMUUUUUUU~~~

When were pirates ever smexy? LOL.

I'm sure everyone who has been in contact with me knows about my otome game rampage. LOL. 

....(12:37)

Uhhhh. I SWEAR I DIDN'T GET DISTRACTED (2:39).

I had lunch and then I went out to walk...soo...Orz

ANYWAY,

As you can see from the picture in the beginning of my post, I have found a new otome game to play, and this time, it's on my iTouch! :D 

I would go into more info about the game, but that's saved for reviews...;D

And no, a review of this game is NOT the special post. Muahahaha. 

So far, I've played Russell's route (the guy in the middle of the picture) and Nathan's route (the guy located all the way in the back). I was going to play Eduardo's route (eyepatch dude), but the stupid app kept crashing, so I'll have to wait for an update...

But you know, I can write a review without playing all the guys...(*cough* Princess Debut *cough*)

There's a Japanese version of this game, and guess what...

There was no African guy and Eduardo looked different. 

I like the Japanese designs better. Orz

But the producers probably thought that these new designs would appeal to the "US audience" so...*sigh*.

It seems that this game is rather popular in Japan. I think it's pretty cool that they translated it into English. :D

Ever since the Hakuouki in English announcement, there has been a small boost of otome games/dating sims for girls in the English market, huh? THAT'S GOOD. LOL. XD

Oh yeah. The original designs in the Japanese version of the game:

Eduardo (or Shin in the Japanese version)

Christopher/African Guy/Soushi 

When I found out, I was going like "Orz" like crazy. XD

I went through reviews of the game in the app store and someone was like:

"I GLAD YOU CHANGE THE DESIGN FOR EDUARDO. JAPANESE ONE NO APPEAL TO ME."
(I grlad you change duh design foh Eduado. Japanee one no appeerl to me) <---pronunciation
(Crazy Chinese grammar/accent intended)

I'm like: "ARE YOU NUTS OR CRAZY OR MENTAL OR WHAT?!?!?!"

But then again, people have their own opinions. Orz 

STILL. I was like:

And this is me talking to the producers by the way. XD

I've been waiting to use this face goddammit.

Anyway, I proceeded to write a paragraph long review praising the game and then complaining about the crashing for like, the a hundredth billion gajillion time. For them, it's like being hit in the face with a greasy, ancient wok from a Chinese restaurant many times. Except...I complained nicely...so they got hit in the face gently (for the a hundredth billion gajillion time). And honestly, most people just hit them SUPER HARD with that wok...so...yeah. (.____.)

The only good side of this situation is (THERE'S A GOOD SIDE?!) that I won't spend all my moneys (mistake intended) on all of the dudes. LOL. There's only one more guy I want...Thomas (guy next to Russell). BECAUSE HE HAS A CUTE BABY FACE. <33

Unfortunately, there's a big "COMING SOON" on his picture in the game, so...T 3 T

OH YEAH. For both guys, I got the super happy ending. LOL. I think I have some natural talent at otome games. XD

Speaking of otome games...I finished Hiiro no Kakera 2!! YAAAAAAAY.

However, I'm working on the extended stories right now, so not completely done. XD

I already finished Akira's extended story, and let me say, you shouldn't doubt my otome game playing skills. There was no walkthrough for that story, but I ended up getting his LOVE LOVE MOFU MOFU end. MUAHAHAHAHA. XD

I just went with instinct. 

And apparently, my instinct was pretty damn awesome. LOL. XD

Speaking of Hiiro no Kakera...I'm planning to make my first GMV and put it on YouTube.

"WTF IS A GMV?!"

It stands for "game music video". There isn't a lot of them...so haha. There's more "AMVs"(anime music videos) than "GMVs". I can't say much about what will be in my GMV, but....here's a hint:

Hiiro no Kakera + Dance music = ???

I know it might seem weird right now, but believe me, it will turn out good (maybe). Haha.

When I'm done, I'll post it on this blog post. :D

If...I manage to do it. Cuz this is my first time, so I'm probably going to fail horribly. Haha.

Because I'm using a Mac, and well, Mac lacks some things, I'll be using iMovie to make the thing. Orz

Last time I tried to use it to cut some videos...it was difficult. D:

Wish me luck. I just opened iMovie and I feel like a complete noob. 

"Drag media here to create a new project".

WHAT MEDIA WHAT KIND OMFG ???!?!?!?!?!?!

I'll try music and pictures. I DUNNO. Orz
Anyway, be right back while I try to figure this mofo out. (3:08)

PICTURES. PICTURES WORK! :D

I-I think I got it. :O 

YESSSSS. OKAY. I'LL BE BACK (3:11)

Everything is going good so far. EHEHEHEHEHEHE. *evil maniac cackle*

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. 

Everyone...expect a GMV coming your way. >:D

Wow. This is going to take forever. I'm going to have to end this blog post early. I'll be back to update it! :D
(some time later)
I'M DONE YAAAAY.

Listen with headphones (song's a little explicit) 

NSFP (not safe for parents) (half-nekkid menz). XD

WATCH BY YOURSELF.

You have been warned. LOL.

Or, you can choose to NOT listen to me, and your parents will think this:

MY CHILD IS WATCHING PR0N. OMFG. :O 

Dear Lord that really did take forever. This is my first time making a GMV, so it's going to be pretty plain. Next time, I'll figure out how to add special effects. ;D

So, watch it....and say how crappy it is. CUZ IT'S CRAPPY. Orz

Hiiro no Kakera rarely has videos with dancey music, so....this is the first one(?).

Maybe because everyone thinks it deserves "emotional" or "emo teen angst" music.

But to me? Nah. With all those smexy guys, I think dance-y music fits really well too. Hehe.

I used ten billion(?) pictures for this video. At some point, I almost thought I ran out of pictures. D:

LOL. News is talking about plant thieves in San Francisco. HAHA. I think it should be like this:
San Francisco: City of the Weird.
Hehehehehehehehehe. XD
I don't mean it as an insult. I love SF. :P
ANYWAY. I got nothing to talk about now. So...uh....
OKTHXBAI! :D

The Kurusu Twins!!!

(from Uta no Prince-sama)